To try and cheer up
TODAY IS A GOOD DAY
Some sick fangirl comes along
OH EM GEE I NEED TO WRITE ABOUT A CRACK PAIRING THAT IS VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE
and the engineer was all like...
BUT THEN... THE SAME FANGIRL COMES ALONG
WHAT IF THE ENGINEER HAD A VAGINAFACE
Some time later... Oh dear god
this is so fucked up I had to take my goggles off
SO MUCH SLAUGHTER, I THINK ITS SCOUTS TURN
Yeah, yeah! Great day today, yo!
YES, YES, YES I know I know wrong colour spy SHUT UP
And then all of the mercenaries were like YEAH GO SPY
AND THEN SCOUT WAS LIKE
yo dude that's just not cool WELL, OFF TO VISIT YOUR SON!
Scout according to fangirls
HECK YES I'M GONNA LOSE MY VIRGINITY
What Scout really thinks
GET OVER HERE, BOY... TOO... MUCH... RAPE
IT'S JUST NOT HOW I WANTED TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY Dang it you got me paranoid NO! IF YOU ORDER NOW, I'LL THROW IN A SECOND BEATIN, ABSOLUTELY FREE
And then the Soldier suddenly got a pacifier
I THINK SOMEONE SOILED DIAPER.