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Hate and Dislike list.-Stuff I hate and dislike... n stuff that's just annoying.-
(How do you look in real life? Your badonkadonks probably don't look that good in real life... Oh, is that a curve in the wall? Does your waist bend light? I gotta call the Physics department. Oh wait! It's all your digital doing.)
(How lonely are you? Nobody loves you. Go suck a duck, duck intended.)
People who talk about themselves non-stop
(If you don't let me talk, I don't give a cotton fluff about what happened to you today unless you went to Mars or something. Only then will you have permission to not shut up.)
(You've only seen the front cover of me, you'd shit if you read what was in the pages.)
People who abuse animals
Videos not available in certain countries on YouTube
(That's about as discriminatory as YouTube gets.)
Mary Sue Characters/Mary Sue RPers
(The RP's = Boring as... *insert u
Original Play: Food Not IncludedFood Not Included
Sheldon (oldest kid) Brandon W.
Jack Daniel (Middle child) - somebody
Pedro (youngest) Taylor Alex
Harley (friend) Erin Wilson
Kali (mother) Sarah Gagne
(kids on one side looking for food, mother and Friend on other side drinking and laughing)
Pedro: I'm hungry
(other 2 look for food)
Sheldon: There's no food here
Jack: What the heck? There's none here either. (Shakes his head)
Sheldon: I wish there was a way to find food
Pedro: We need money, let's go ask mum.
Sheldon: (stage whisper) No! Mum won't give us any!
Jack: She'll be mad and god knows what else
Pedro: (glances to Kali, looks back) Well, I'm asking anyway.
Sheldon: (grabs Pedro) No!
Pedro: (breaks free) I'm going.
Harley: So my friend, she was like . (notices Pedro) who's THAT kid?
Pedro: Mum, can I have some money Please?
Kali: (slurring) Get lost can't you see I'm busy?
Jack+Sheldon: (Both face palming, sighing in disbelief)
The Chronicles of Steve and Herobrine WIPThe Chronicles of Steve/Herobrine Scripted!?
Comedy-based script (Free for people to use/modify, as long as the right people are credited including me)
Steve as: ________________
Herobrine as: ________________
Act 1: The Meeting
Takes place in front of Steve's house in a forest/mountain biome. Herobrine intentionally shows up for no apparent reason while Steve is admiring his diamonds.
Herobrine: Aha! So. Now we meet, Steve.
Steve: Oh dear Notch! Herobrine! You DO exist!!!
Herobrine: Oh yes. I do. Only God can help you now.
(nothing happens. They stand there, Steve looks at his wrist as if he's looking at a watch, and Herobrine shoves his hands into his pockets)
Steve: Now This is only a little awkward.
Herobrine: Aren't you afraid of me?
Steve: Not really, no.
Herobrine: Not even if I say Boo!
Steve: *sarcastically* Ahh! No.
Herobrine: Damn it You feel weird at all?
Steve: Nope, not a thing.
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